THE CROWD OF ORNERY ONLOOKERS GATHERS, ROOTING FOR THE HOME TEAM. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, TEAM SISSY HEAT SENSITIVE FUNNY LOOKING WHITE GUY HAD A PERSONAL SOCKBALL VENDETTA.
STEP ONE...THE RULES OF THE GAME. Discussing the RULES and REGULATIONS with the competitors, they didn't stand a chance!:
STEP TWO...FINDING THE GAME BALL. I present to you, The COMPETITION (sock)BALL :
STEP THREE...MERCILESS SOCK BALL ACTION AGAINST THE UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN OF DOGDORE! Wusses!
STEP FOUR...MUTUAL CELEBRATION AT THE FACT THE WHITE GUY DIDN'T DIE OF HEAT STROKE WHILE MERCILESSLY PUMMELING THE UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN OF DOGDORE AT COMPETITION SOCKBALL!
A GOOD DAY.
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Archie, I will bring your attention back about 3 years ago. As I was passing by the Needham Elementary playground I spotted you out there with a gaggle of 1st graders, several of them on the ground crying. Looking through the chain link fence, I stopped to see what was going on. Just after you pelted a kid in the back of the neck with a small object, dropping him to the ground, I called out to you. You said something like, "blah blah blah sockball blah teach these kids a thing or blah blah." I didn't know what you were talking about. Now I know.
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